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Celebrate 20 Years Of ‘The Professional’ With This Action-Packed Ranking Of...
YouTube The backlash came and went pretty quickly from Gary Oldman’s June interview in Playboy. If you don’t recall, the celebrated actor was very candid and open about everything from the politics of...
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Paul Thomas Anderson Films: The Irrefutable Ranking
New Line All of Paul Thomas Anderson’s films are pretty good in their own way, but as we all know, nuance is for sissies. WHAT IS THE BEST? WHAT IS THE WORST? Your internet loins thirst for...
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A Very Spongeworthy Ranking Of Elaine’s Worst Boyfriends On ‘Seinfeld’
NBC Julia Louis-Dreyfus turns 54-years old today. That might not seem like such an exceptional idea, but did you see her at the Golden Globes? This woman looks like she’s practically immortal. The star...
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A Very Smart And Totally Realistic Ranking Of The Sexiest Movie Hackers
Shutterstock (original)/United Artists/Warner Bros. On Friday, Chris Hemsworth sets down Mjölnir to take on a far less realistic role than that of a god living on another world – this world’s greatest...
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Celebrate Burt Reynolds’ 79th Birthday With This Manly Ranking Of His Mustaches
Getty Image Two years ago, I had the honor of meeting Burt Reynolds at an annual Florida college football roast, at which he was the guest of honor to celebrate his legacy as a Florida State Seminole....
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For St. Patrick’s Day, Here’s A Definitive Ranking Of The ‘Leprechaun’ Movies
Lionsgate St. Patrick’s Day is one of the few holidays everyone celebrates, and yet, lacks an official movie. We’ve argued in the past that Leprechaun: In The Hood is perhaps the ultimate St. Patrick’s...
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The Films Of The ‘Fast & Furious’ Franchise, Ranked From Best To Worst
Furious 7 careens into theaters in less than two weeks. We’ve broken down the trailer, and reviewed the film, and pointed out that the Japanese title is Wild Speed: Sky Mission. We have this covered....
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‘I See Dead People': Pop Culture Mediums, Ranked From Seer To Clueless
Universal It’s pretty common, these days, for entertainment to revolve around the dead. More specifically, people seeing the dead. But a good medium is rare, as we’ll see in this list of people who...
View ArticleEvery Ridiculous Line Of Dialogue From The New ‘Point Break’ Trailer, Ranked
The first trailer for the new extreme sports Point Break BASE jumped into our lives last night. It’s… uh, it’s definitely something. Based only on the 150-ish seconds in the clip above, there appears...
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Ranking The 10 Saddest Radiohead Songs
Getty Image Over their nearly 25-year career, Radiohead has written some monumentally depressing songs. Who’s never shed a tear to “Creep,” or mourned a lost crush to “Thinking About You?” But, out of...
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Killer Kids Of Pop Culture, Ranked By How Likely They’d Be To Take You Out
Fox/Warner Bros. Ah, children. Sweet, innocent, loving… and in the movies, often creepy as hell. We went through and ranked some of pop culture’s most prominent elementary-school maniacs to see how...
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Breakfast Pastries, Ranked
Shutterstock The news that Dunkin’ Donuts will soon begin delivery service sparked a lively discussion about breakfast pastries amongst the Uproxx staff this morning. Thus, a definitive ranking was in...
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The Definitive Ranking Of WWE’s Hour-Long Iron Man Matches
Sasha Banks and Bayley are having a 30-minute Iron Woman match at the next NXT special, and my body is all the way ready. It’s the first Iron Person match in NXT history, but WWE has had a history of...
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Is This Month The Best Month? Here Is A Very Important Ranking Of The Sports...
Getty Image Martin Rickman: It’s an argument I’ve had with friends in a bar so many times I barely remember which one started it first: What is the best sports month? Every time we come close to...
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Friends Of ‘Friends’: Ranking The Characters Who Came Close To Joining The Gang
NBC Dozens of actors made their mark in recurring supporting roles on Friends throughout its ten-season run, and while our core gang of Monica, Chandler, Ross, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey didn’t take too...
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Ranking The Most Stylish Characters On ‘The Wire’
HBO Fashion isn’t exactly the first thing you think of when someone mentions HBO’s The Wire (available to stream anytime on HBO Now). However, when you consider a show with this kind of scope and this...
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A Definitive Ranking Of Conan O’Brien’s Funniest Side Characters
NBC/Getty All this week, Uproxx’s Late Night Week will take a look at late-night past, present, and future, from talk shows to late-night comedy, and beyond. Here’s a ranking of longtime talk show...
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The List Of Best Sodas On Earth Doesn’t Look Quite Like You’d Expect
Shutterstock The world has been eagerly awaiting this for generations. There’s is finally an official (seemingly unbiased) ranking of sodas and the results might surprise you. The top dog should be...
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These Are The Best Food Trucks In Every Northeastern State
Via Unsplash If you’re ever been to a festival or, at this point, simply walked down the street in a city (small or large!) you’ve seen a food truck. The trend towards mobile restaurants has exploded...
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These Are The Best Food Trucks In Every Southeastern State
Gastro Gnomes/Facebook Yesterday, we named the best food trucks in each of the Northeastern states. As yet, the comments have not erupted into savagery and passive aggression, so we are forging ahead...
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