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The news that Dunkin’ Donuts will soon begin delivery service sparked a lively discussion about breakfast pastries amongst the Uproxx staff this morning. Thus, a definitive ranking was in order. (“F*ck it, I’m having leftover cake” received honorable mention, in case you were wondering.)
12. English muffins
11. Scones
10. Toast
9. Pop Tarts
8. Bagels
7. Kolaches
6. Crepes
5. Muffins
4. Danishes
3. Biscuits
2. Croissants
1. Donuts
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DISCUSS.
Previously: Traditional Thanksgiving Dishes, Ranked