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A Very Unagi And Scientific Ranking Of The Worst Male Characters On ‘Friends’
NBC According to a scientific study that I just made up, every person currently alive on this planet and several others has seen at least one episode of the beloved NBC series Friends. Thanks to...
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A Scientific And Definitive Ranking Of The Stars Of ‘Mean Girls’ Post- ‘Mean...
Paramount Pictures As you may have heard by now, the iconic Lindsay Lohan-Tina Fey teenage comedy Mean Girls turns ten today (!!!!). What’s most notable about Mean Girls is that almost all of the...
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The Definitive Ranking Of Spider-Man Movies, From Best To Worst
Getty ImageJames Franco and Robert Evans at the Spider-Man 2 premiere. They had to drain the hot tub that night. With Spider-Man, Sony basically booted Sam Raimi and started remaking their own movies....
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The Definitive Ranking Of All Of The X-Men Movies, From Worst To Best
Via TWITTER With great power comes great responsibility. With peanut butter comes jelly. With your mom comes an entire biker gang behind an Arby’s, and with every new installment of a superhero movie...
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Axl Rose Has Weighed In On Having The Greatest Vocal Range Of All-Time
Getty Image For the past week or so, the Internet has been having a blast arguing over the vocal range chart released by the folks at Concert Hotels, as it compared the vocal ranges of “today’s top...
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A Complete Ranking Of All Of Kevin Arnold’s Romantic Interests On ‘The Wonder...
Netflix Inspired by Burnsy’s fantastic and epic Scientific and Important Ranking of Jerry’s Girlfriends on Seinfeld, I turned to one of my own all-time favorite shows, The Wonder Years. For a teenage...
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Ranking The Top 10 ‘Orange Is The New Black’ Inmates We’d Want To Have Our...
Netflix With just three days until the new season of Orange is the New Black dropping on Netflix, I thought it would be fun to go through and rank the inmates of the Litchfield Correctional Facility as...
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For Its 30th Anniversary, A Very Spooky Ranking Of The Ghosts From...
Columbia Pictures On Saturday, the beloved comedy classic Ghostbusters turns 30 years old, and it will undoubtedly prompt many of my peers to proclaim things like, “OMG we’re so old!” because nothing...
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Put Down That Knife And Check Out Weird Al Yankovic’s All-Time Greatest Videos
Getty Image Even at the age of 54, with a comedy career that has spanned more than two-thirds of his life, “Weird Al” Yankovic knows how to thrive. Tomorrow, the music parody icon will release his 13th...
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A Definitive Ranking Of The 11 Dumbest ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ One-Off...
Netflix Buffy the Vampire Slayer is, at face value, a pretty campy show. At its best, it could be an expertly crafted a mix of quirky humor and genuine creepiness, and at its worst — well, it could be...
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A Cowabunga Ranking Of The Best ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Toys Ever Made
Flicker/Adrián Pérez When I was a kid way back in the pre-Internet Stone Age of 1988, I received about $5 a week in allowance. That wasn’t a lot of money, at least not compared to some of my friends,...
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Our Scientific And Definitive Rankings Of All The Marvel Movies, Updated To...
MARVEL Guardians of the Galaxy opens tomorrow, and it looks to most people different enough from Marvel’s past offerings (it has a talking tree in it, for instance) that it could either be a shark jump...
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Here Are The Top 20 Party Colleges For The 2014-15 School Year
Shutterstock The Princeton Review just dropped its annual pile of in-depth college rankings. All of the lists — which rank schools by everything from “Best Dorms” to “”Most Politically Active Students”...
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Which Of The Princeton Review’s Best Universities Are Smoking The Most Pot?
Shutterstock (Original) The Princeton Review’s latest edition of The Best 379 Colleges is now available and ready to be scrutinized by the nation’s overprotective parents, who simply couldn’t bear to...
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Power Rankings: How Does ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Compare With The...
Paramount Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles hits theaters today, amid a chorus of groans as Michael Bay is involved. But is it as bad as the marketing makes it look? And where does it fit among the other...
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A Painfully Lame Ranking Of Andre’s Douchiest Outfits From ‘The League’
FX When all is said and done, the list of television’s greatest douchebags is going to be a long one. From Eddie Haskell to Buddy Lembeck and Uncle Jesse to Dennis Reynolds, there has been no shortage...
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Happy 50th Birthday, Pop-Tarts: A Ranking Of The Most Delicious Flavors
Shutterstock According to breakfast food lore, the Pop-Tart, like most great products, was allegedly just a knock-off of another company’s idea when it was introduced to stores in 1964. Fifty years...
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Celebrate ‘Dogs In Politics Day’ With This Ranking Of Presidential Pooches
Getty Image On September 23, 1952, Richard Nixon delivered a speech that, when viewed within the grand scheme of things, was hardly his most memorable. After all, at the time he was only a senator...
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The 12 Months Of The Year Ranked From Best To Worst
Shutterstock A few notes before we begin: This is a ranking of the months only as they apply to the temperate regions of the world that feature distinct seasons. The change from “gross and muggy” to...
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A Complete Ranking Of Nicholas Sparks Movies, From ‘Just Bad’ To ‘Actively Evil’
True love uses no poncho. There are few words more chilling to me than the words ‘romantic comedy.’ It’s not that the genre is in it of itself bad – hello, Groundhog’s Day – or that it’s a little...
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