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The Best Scenes In ‘Goodfellas’— The Most Rewatchable Movie Of All Time — Ranked
Warner Bros/Uproxx Studios Goodfellas is maybe the ultimate “drop everything and watch” movie. So many times I’ve come across it on cable, intending to catch only a few minutes between commercials for...
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We Blind-Tested Gluten-Free Pasta Brands To Find The One That’s Most Like...
Ralph Ordaz As if low-carb diet fads weren’t already a big enough blow to the pasta industry, the gluten-free trend was hot on its heels (which for people with Celiac disease or gluten allergies, was...
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Every Chipotle Protein On The Menu, Ranked (Including Plant-Based Chorizo,...
Chipotle/Uproxx Something is going on at Chipotle. In addition to the fast-casual chain’s five permanent protein options, the brand has introduced a new smoked brisket, plant-based chorizo, and most...
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The Best Ultra-Expensive ‘Unicorn’ Bottles Of Scotch Released In 2021 & 2022
iStockphoto/UPROXX “Unicorn” Scotch whisky is in another dimension compared to unicorn bourbon bottles. Scotch has almost always had a patina of collectability well beyond the latest whisk(e)y boom....
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Bourbon Bargains: Ranking The Best Bottled-In-Bond Bourbons Under $30
Early Times/Jim Beam/Heaven Hill/istock/Uproxx Nestled neatly between standard bourbons (40 to 49% ABV) and high-proof bourbons (51 to 69% ABV) are bottled-in-bond bourbons, at exactly 50% ABV. These...
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More Than Just Smoke: We Put Peated Scotch Whiskies To The Test With A Big,...
iStockphoto/UPROXX Peated whisky has a way of separating drinkers into immediate objectors or lifelong devotees. There’s really no getting around its inherent divisiveness. But thinking that “peated”...
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Top Chef Houston Power Rankings, Week 11: Don’t Spit My Squid, Bro
NBC Universal This week on Top Chef, we were down to the top five chefs, so it was time to SHAKE THINGS UP. That meant the producers took the whole gang off to Galveston and dropped the winner of Last...
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The Best-Selling Bourbon Whiskeys On Reserve Bar, Ranked
iStockphoto/UPROXX Figuring out the best bourbon whiskey to buy is no easy task these days. The shelves are more packed than ever, and even with awards lists, internet hype, blind taste tests, and...
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Eight Of The Most Popular American Wheat Beers on BeerAdvocate, Blind Tasted...
Boulevard/Goose Island/3Floyds/Bell's/istock/Uproxx When it comes to the hierarchy of warm weather beers, American wheat beers are situated at or near the top of the heap. Lighter and closer to lagers...
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The Best-Selling Scotch Whiskies On Reserve Bar, Ranked
iStockphoto/UPROXX It’s my job to find the best whiskeys in the world and tell you about them. I know, it’s ridiculous. Part of that job is to tasting (not drinking) a ton of Scotch whisky, but...
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Want Some Rye? ‘Course Ya Do! How These Classic Rye Whiskeys Fared In Our...
iStockphoto/UPROXX Rye whiskey is booming, much like the rest of the whisk(e)y industry around the world. But rye whiskey is no flash in the pan. The style was being made in Europe long before Dutch...
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The Most Underrated Gins To Drink This Summer: Blind Tasted And Ranked
Akori/Seersucker/TUCK/Esme/istock/Uproxx When it comes to summery spirits, gin is definitely in. The base for iconic cocktails like the gin gimlet, gin & tonic, and negroni, gin is a must-have for...
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We Re-Tasted Every Keebler Cookie, So You Know Exactly Which Ones To Buy
Uproxx In today’s installment of “Steve’s Hare-Brained Food Ranking Ideas“: the best Keebler cookies. Why Keebler cookies? Well, why not? And who the hell are you to question [Steve’s brilliance],...
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We Blind Tested Ketchup Brands On Fries And Hot Dogs And Picked The #1 Best
Uproxx It’s ketchup season baby! With its heat waves, backyard barbecues, hiking and camping trips, beach days, and the M-F’ING FOURTH OF JULY the summer is the one time in the year when you actually...
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Does Subway Suck? We Tasted All Of Their New Signature Sandwiches To Find Out
Uproxx Is Subway trash? I write about food pretty often, and in doing so many food rankings over the years, I’ve come to find that almost all fast food chains have die-hard stans who will rip me to...
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Rhaenyra Targaryen’s Sidepieces On ‘House Of The Dragon,’ Ranked
Ralph Ordaz Behind every great Targaryen queen is a cadre of sidepieces trying to make the line of succession about them and House of the Dragon is no different. In fact, we’d go so far as to say that...
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The Films Of Steven Spielberg, Ranked
Universal/Paramount/Dreamworks Next month, Steven Spielberg’s 34th film, The Fabelmans, will be up for seven Academy Awards. This is hardly extraordinary news. You won’t find a safer bet in show...
View ArticleKiller Kids Of Pop Culture, Ranked By How Likely They’d Be To Take You Out
Ah, children. Sweet, innocent, loving… and in the movies, often creepy as hell. We went through and ranked some of pop culture’s most prominent elementary-school maniacs to see how easily they could...
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Breakfast Pastries, Ranked
Shutterstock The news that Dunkin’ Donuts will soon begin delivery service sparked a lively discussion about breakfast pastries amongst the Uproxx staff this morning. Thus, a definitive ranking was in...
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The Definitive Ranking Of WWE’s Hour-Long Iron Man Matches
Sasha Banks and Bayley are having a 30-minute Iron Woman match at the next NXT special, and my body is all the way ready. It’s the first Iron Person match in NXT history, but WWE has had a history of...
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