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Ranking The Best Cities For Pizza In The World
New Line Cinema Great pizza is transcendent. At its best, it manages to be both regionally diverse and universally beloved. People ride or die hard for their hometown joints and local styles. The...
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This Ranking Twitter Meme Is The Snarky Take On Internet Ranking Lists We’ve...
Getty Image As we all know, culture is highly subjective, and the only thing people like doing more than coming up with ranking lists on the internet are bickering about ranking lists. God help anyone...
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America’s Most Dog-Friendly City Is Perhaps The Last Place You’d Expect
UPROXX/Unsplash It’s safe to say dogs are among the most beloved animals on the planet. We fight over who gets to keep them, we take comfort in them when we face disappointments large and small, and...
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How To Rank Coen Brothers Movies (And Why We Can’t Stop Ranking Them)
UPROXX Last week, as soon as I was able, I watched the 18th Coen Brothers film, the western anthology The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, on Netflix. And then I watched it again. I did this because I love...
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Claim Of Thrones: Contenders For The Iron Throne, Ranked
HBO The thing about giving your show a title like Game of Thrones is that it implies someone is going to win that game. That’s been the main theme of almost everything we’ve seen so far, through many...
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Every Sketch From ‘I Think You Should Leave,’ Ranked
netflix Earlier this week, the Emmy nominations were announced, and the funniest show of 2019, I Think You Should Leave, was shut out of the Outstanding Variety Sketch Series category. Some of the...
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From Rocket’s Haircut To Tony Stark’s Alpacas: The ‘Avengers: Endgame’...
Marvel Studios Even today, the day that Avengers: Endgame is finally available on-demand for viewers who are too impatient for the film’s DVD and Blu-ray editions on August 13th, Marvel’s blockbuster...
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The Best ‘Community’ Episodes Of All Time, Ranked
Sony As the streaming wars begin to take shape, one of the biggest selling points for a lot of these services — both new and old — are the beloved comfort sitcoms of our past. However, while most of...
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An Extremely Definitive Ranking Of Christopher Nolan Movies
Uproxx Studios My personal feeling is that ranking a director’s movies is a bit like debating the best meal of the day. Sometimes you want some eggs, sometimes you want a piece of cake; it kind of...
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The Best Tempura Vegetables, Power Ranked
Getty Image I love sushi as much as the next guy, but for your average American sushi joint appetizer, it’s hard to beat that nice little basket of tempura veggies. Hopefully still hot and crunchy,...
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The Best Opening Theme Songs In Television History, Ranked
FX/NBC There was period, thankfully brief, when it seemed like the opening credits sequence was becoming a dying art in television. It doesn’t help that you can just click “skip intro” during a...
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The Best Scenes In ‘Goodfellas’— The Most Rewatchable Movie Of All Time — Ranked
Warner Bros/Uproxx Studios Goodfellas is maybe the ultimate “drop everything and watch” movie. So many times I’ve come across it on cable, intending to catch only a few minutes between commercials for...
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We Blind-Tested Gluten-Free Pasta Brands To Find The One That’s Most Like...
Ralph Ordaz As if low-carb diet fads weren’t already a big enough blow to the pasta industry, the gluten-free trend was hot on its heels (which for people with Celiac disease or gluten allergies, was...
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Every Chipotle Protein On The Menu, Ranked (Including Plant-Based Chorizo,...
Chipotle/Uproxx Something is going on at Chipotle. In addition to the fast-casual chain’s five permanent protein options, the brand has introduced a new smoked brisket, plant-based chorizo, and most...
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The Best Ultra-Expensive ‘Unicorn’ Bottles Of Scotch Released In 2021 & 2022
iStockphoto/UPROXX “Unicorn” Scotch whisky is in another dimension compared to unicorn bourbon bottles. Scotch has almost always had a patina of collectability well beyond the latest whisk(e)y boom....
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Bourbon Bargains: Ranking The Best Bottled-In-Bond Bourbons Under $30
Early Times/Jim Beam/Heaven Hill/istock/Uproxx Nestled neatly between standard bourbons (40 to 49% ABV) and high-proof bourbons (51 to 69% ABV) are bottled-in-bond bourbons, at exactly 50% ABV. These...
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More Than Just Smoke: We Put Peated Scotch Whiskies To The Test With A Big,...
iStockphoto/UPROXX Peated whisky has a way of separating drinkers into immediate objectors or lifelong devotees. There’s really no getting around its inherent divisiveness. But thinking that “peated”...
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Top Chef Houston Power Rankings, Week 11: Don’t Spit My Squid, Bro
NBC Universal This week on Top Chef, we were down to the top five chefs, so it was time to SHAKE THINGS UP. That meant the producers took the whole gang off to Galveston and dropped the winner of Last...
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The Best-Selling Bourbon Whiskeys On Reserve Bar, Ranked
iStockphoto/UPROXX Figuring out the best bourbon whiskey to buy is no easy task these days. The shelves are more packed than ever, and even with awards lists, internet hype, blind taste tests, and...
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Eight Of The Most Popular American Wheat Beers on BeerAdvocate, Blind Tasted...
Boulevard/Goose Island/3Floyds/Bell's/istock/Uproxx When it comes to the hierarchy of warm weather beers, American wheat beers are situated at or near the top of the heap. Lighter and closer to lagers...
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The Best-Selling Scotch Whiskies On Reserve Bar, Ranked
iStockphoto/UPROXX It’s my job to find the best whiskeys in the world and tell you about them. I know, it’s ridiculous. Part of that job is to tasting (not drinking) a ton of Scotch whisky, but...
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Want Some Rye? ‘Course Ya Do! How These Classic Rye Whiskeys Fared In Our...
iStockphoto/UPROXX Rye whiskey is booming, much like the rest of the whisk(e)y industry around the world. But rye whiskey is no flash in the pan. The style was being made in Europe long before Dutch...
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The Most Underrated Gins To Drink This Summer: Blind Tasted And Ranked
Akori/Seersucker/TUCK/Esme/istock/Uproxx When it comes to summery spirits, gin is definitely in. The base for iconic cocktails like the gin gimlet, gin & tonic, and negroni, gin is a must-have for...
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We Re-Tasted Every Keebler Cookie, So You Know Exactly Which Ones To Buy
Uproxx In today’s installment of “Steve’s Hare-Brained Food Ranking Ideas“: the best Keebler cookies. Why Keebler cookies? Well, why not? And who the hell are you to question [Steve’s brilliance],...
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We Blind Tested Ketchup Brands On Fries And Hot Dogs And Picked The #1 Best
Uproxx It’s ketchup season baby! With its heat waves, backyard barbecues, hiking and camping trips, beach days, and the M-F’ING FOURTH OF JULY the summer is the one time in the year when you actually...
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Does Subway Suck? We Tasted All Of Their New Signature Sandwiches To Find Out
Uproxx Is Subway trash? I write about food pretty often, and in doing so many food rankings over the years, I’ve come to find that almost all fast food chains have die-hard stans who will rip me to...
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Rhaenyra Targaryen’s Sidepieces On ‘House Of The Dragon,’ Ranked
Ralph Ordaz Behind every great Targaryen queen is a cadre of sidepieces trying to make the line of succession about them and House of the Dragon is no different. In fact, we’d go so far as to say that...
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The Films Of Steven Spielberg, Ranked
Universal/Paramount/Dreamworks Next month, Steven Spielberg’s 34th film, The Fabelmans, will be up for seven Academy Awards. This is hardly extraordinary news. You won’t find a safer bet in show...
View ArticleKiller Kids Of Pop Culture, Ranked By How Likely They’d Be To Take You Out
Ah, children. Sweet, innocent, loving… and in the movies, often creepy as hell. We went through and ranked some of pop culture’s most prominent elementary-school maniacs to see how easily they could...
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Breakfast Pastries, Ranked
Shutterstock The news that Dunkin’ Donuts will soon begin delivery service sparked a lively discussion about breakfast pastries amongst the Uproxx staff this morning. Thus, a definitive ranking was in...
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The Definitive Ranking Of WWE’s Hour-Long Iron Man Matches
Sasha Banks and Bayley are having a 30-minute Iron Woman match at the next NXT special, and my body is all the way ready. It’s the first Iron Person match in NXT history, but WWE has had a history of...
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Is This Month The Best Month? Here Is A Very Important Ranking Of The Sports...
Getty Image Martin Rickman: It’s an argument I’ve had with friends in a bar so many times I barely remember which one started it first: What is the best sports month? Every time we come close to...
View ArticleRanking The Best Burns From ‘Community’
While their affection for one another was (usually) clear, the Study Group on Community also had a penchant for withering one-liners. While they usually adopted the sibling mentality of “just because...
View ArticleIs Chik-Fil-A Really The Most Popular Fast Food Restaurant? Not So Fast
Americans love fast food, and, more than any other food, they have strong opinions on it. So, Business Insider was going to pick a fight no matter what when they decided to find the most popular fast...
View ArticleFor St. Patrick’s Day, Here’s A Definitive Ranking Of The ‘Leprechaun’ Movies
St. Patrick’s Day is one of the few holidays everyone celebrates, and yet, lacks an official movie. We’ve argued in the past that Leprechaun: In The Hood is perhaps the ultimate St. Patrick’s Day...
View ArticleRanking ‘Game of Thrones’ Characters By Who Has The Most Game
The world may be ending with either a mad queen or army of ice zombies on Game of Thrones‘, but that doesn’t mean that some in Westeros aren’t down to have a good time. For many characters, this was...
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A Visual Tour Of The Safest Cities In The World
Shutterstock There’s a laundry list of reasons to visit far-off cities. We’re drawn in by the smells of street food, skylines full of architectural wonders, bars and restaurants bubbling with...
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The Films Of The ‘Fast & Furious’ Franchise, Ranked From Best To Worst
Furious 7 careens into theaters in less than two weeks. We’ve broken down the trailer, and reviewed the film, and pointed out that the Japanese title is Wild Speed: Sky Mission. We have this covered....
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A Very Smart And Totally Realistic Ranking Of The Sexiest Movie Hackers
Shutterstock (original)/United Artists/Warner Bros. On Friday, Chris Hemsworth sets down Mjölnir to take on a far less realistic role than that of a god living on another world – this world’s greatest...
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Celebrate Burt Reynolds’ 79th Birthday With This Manly Ranking Of His Mustaches
Getty Image Two years ago, I had the honor of meeting Burt Reynolds at an annual Florida college football roast, at which he was the guest of honor to celebrate his legacy as a Florida State Seminole....
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‘I See Dead People’: Pop Culture Mediums, Ranked From Seer To Clueless
It’s pretty common, these days, for entertainment to revolve around the dead. More specifically, people seeing the dead. But a good medium is rare, as we’ll see in this list of people who talk to the...
View ArticleEvery Ridiculous Line Of Dialogue From The New ‘Point Break’ Trailer, Ranked
The first trailer for the new extreme sports Point Break BASE jumped into our lives last night. It’s… uh, it’s definitely something. Based only on the 150-ish seconds in the clip above, there appears...
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Ranking The 10 Saddest Radiohead Songs
Getty Image Over their nearly 25-year career, Radiohead has written some monumentally depressing songs. Who’s never shed a tear to “Creep,” or mourned a lost crush to “Thinking About You?” But, out of...
View ArticleFriends Of ‘Friends’: Ranking The Characters Who Came Close To Joining The Gang
Dozens of actors made their mark in recurring supporting roles on Friends throughout its ten-season run, and while our core gang of Monica, Chandler, Ross, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey didn’t take too...
View ArticleRanking The Most Stylish Characters On ‘The Wire’
Fashion isn’t exactly the first thing you think of when someone mentions HBO’s The Wire (available to stream anytime on HBO Now). However, when you consider a show with this kind of scope and this...
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The List Of Best Sodas On Earth Doesn’t Look Quite Like You’d Expect
Shutterstock The world has been eagerly awaiting this for generations. There’s is finally an official (seemingly unbiased) ranking of sodas and the results might surprise you. The top dog should be...
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A Definitive Ranking Of Conan O’Brien’s Funniest Side Characters
NBC/Getty Conan O’Brien may be among late night’s “old guard” these days, but the host of Conan on TBS (not to mention Late Night and The Tonight Show before it) remains one of the format’s most...
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The Films Of Leonardo DiCaprio, Ranked
paramount/sony/20th century fox On Sunday, the Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences will honor the best filmmakers working today. Only they won’t be recognizing all of the best filmmakers,...
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We Ranked 14 Different Gummy Bear Brands – Our Top Choice Is Complex, Juicy,...
Uproxx We have Haribo to thank for giving the world the gummy bear. The German brand launched the very fist packaged gummy bears — called Gummibärchen — back in the early 1920s, and the world has been...
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We Ranked 24 Different Freeze Dried Candies — Our Top Pick Is A Must Try For...
Uproxx Freeze Dried snacks are all the rage in 2025. Pickles, fruit, candy — you can’t walk through a modern snack aisle without seeing some sort of “freeze dried” something. This got us thinking, is...
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